Using Trump speak:
"You are not going to believe how great this deal is. You're gonna love this deal. It punches Iran's nuclear program right in the face.
To be honest with you, I'm not a big fan of the mullahs. It's ridiculous how they've been playing us for chumps. You know why? Our negotiators are a bunch of losers. So I had to step in and talk turkey with them. I just said, 'I hate to break it to you: you're not building an A-bomb.' They got the message. They're not stupid, those people. Afterwards they thanked me. They said it was the greatest negotiation they'd ever been around.
To be honest with you, I'm not a big fan of the mullahs. It's ridiculous how they've been playing us for chumps. You know why? Our negotiators are a bunch of losers. So I had to step in and talk turkey with them. I just said, 'I hate to break it to you: you're not building an A-bomb.' They got the message. They're not stupid, those people. Afterwards they thanked me. They said it was the greatest negotiation they'd ever been around.
Bibi's not happy. That's his problem. Everyone who knows me knows that I love the Jewish people. Especially the ones who aren't fat losers like Bibi. For the most part they are very hard workers. I employ a lot of them in my administration. I am the single greatest job creator in the history of the Jewish people.
Actually, the Jewish people are going to go out of their minds when they see this deal. I predict they're gonna be its biggest fans. You cannot believe how much the Jewish people will love this deal. They will go crazy for it."
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